September22014

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior, via dosedbytheway)

3AM
3AM

womp-dewomp:

a-br0kenjarr:

tHIS SCENE FUCKED ME UP SO BAD

I cried omfg this scene

(Source: -tateslangdon, via dosedbytheway)

3AM

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

(Source: fartgallery, via dosedbytheway)

3AM

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

(Source: mynameisdavid23, via look-at-this-stuff-isnt-it-neat)

3AM

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

(Source: teejayguanabana, via dosedbytheway)

2AM
refusingtosinkmyship:


agrainonthebeach:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing

STOP

refusingtosinkmyship:

agrainonthebeach:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing

STOP

(Source: lavender-ice, via dosedbytheway)

2AM

lzbth:

lzbth:

there is the most incredible cloud outside its like a ridiculously long thin line and im so excited about it

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heres me pretending to be breathing it out

(via dosedbytheway)

2AM

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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(via dosedbytheway)

2AM

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via goodbyedaytime)

2AM

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

(via goodbyedaytime)

2AM
hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog, via dosedbytheway)

2AM
2AM

panarriqueno:

sizvideos:

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Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

(via goodbyedaytime)

2AM

scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it

(via dosedbytheway)

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